joke of the day

okay i heard this joke from voon fei and the joke from Ee Von.

this is how it start,

one morning the employer walk into his office and his secretary saw his pants is unzip and said,
Secretary: Boss, i think you forgot to close your gate when you're leaving your house this morning.

the employer scratched his head and wondered what happened.....

after a few moments, the employer finally got what she meant and he see his secretary and said to her,
Employer: So when i left my gate opened did you see my BMW inside?
Secretary: No.....but i saw a Kancil with flat tires.....

The boss walked away with silence....

-The End-